{"title":"Greeting Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGift your loved ones something playful, or hear me out - it's totally okay if you want to get these for yourself!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"stay-in-bed-all-day-cat-greeting-card","title":"Stay in Bed All Day - Cat Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eImagine this – a long weekend, staying in bed with your favorite person, and doing absolutely nothing. Only cuddles, no plans, nowhere to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo you have someone you’d happily spend an entire day doing nothing with… and somehow that still feels like the best day ever?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cozy card captures that feeling through two cats who believe the best dates are the ones spent staying in bed all day, doing nothing. A perfect little something for the person you’d do nothing with – or, hear me out, I won’t judge if you get this for yourself 😉.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Arfa Asif","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47733290467546,"sku":"AA-GREETINGCARD-STAYINBED","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/3378\/1722\/files\/AA-STAYINBED-GREETINGCARD-ART.png?v=1775684012"},{"product_id":"i-tolerate-you-funny-cat-dog-greeting-card","title":"I Tolerate You – Funny Cat \u0026 Dog Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre you secretly very fond of someone, but prefer to act like it’s no big deal? Do they annoy you just the right amount, but you’d still choose them every time? Then this card is perfect for you and your person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a very unbothered cat and an overly enthusiastic dog, this one’s for all relationships that run on equal parts love and tolerance. For partners, friends, or anyone you pretend to be cool around… but actually care about a lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know, just like a cat with a dog bestie.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Arfa Asif","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47741978116314,"sku":"AA-GREETINGCARD-ITOLERATEYOU","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/3378\/1722\/files\/AA-ITOLERATEYOU-GREETINGCARD-ART_2b729b07-fee1-4207-a344-6003422c3730.png?v=1781315132"},{"product_id":"home-is-a-purrson-cat-greeting-card","title":"Home Is A Purrson - Cat Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eImagine finding a place that feels completely safe, warm, and cozy. Not a house or a city, but a person. 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They already know, but it's always nice to hear it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Arfa Asif","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47741979394266,"sku":"AA-GREETINGCARD-HOMEISAPURRSON","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/3378\/1722\/files\/AA-HOMEISAPURRSON-GREETINGCARD-ART_68451010-c458-447c-beba-dff3793b5cb7.png?v=1781314835"},{"product_id":"i-really-like-your-company-cat-greeting-card","title":"I Really Like Your Company - Cat Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis card is for the person you just genuinely enjoy. The one you never run out of things to say to, the one whose presence makes everything better without even trying. The friend, the partner, the person you'd pick every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo cats, and a little heartfelt affection. 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Send it to them and let them know – they're the exception, and they should enjoy the privilege.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Arfa Asif","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47741981458650,"sku":"AA-GREETINGCARD-ILIKEYOU","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/3378\/1722\/files\/AA-ILIKEYOU-GREETINGCARD-ART_e3b7106b-bfa1-4c53-9c1f-80c498862a0d.png?v=1781314656"},{"product_id":"chaos-fairy-funny-cat-greeting-card","title":"Chaos Fairy - Funny Cat Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA fun little nudge towards slightly questionable decisions – because if you're a good friend, you won't let your bestie do stupid things alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSend this to the friend who's been playing it too safe lately. The one who's been going to bed at a reasonable hour, making sensible choices, and it's getting concerning. They need chaos. 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